Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The 23rd channel

I read this in a newsletter I receive called Heart to Heart. While I don't watch TV (never hooked up our antenna) it certainly echoes my sentiments on the majority of television. Yes there are a few shows I wouldn't mind watching if given the opportunity but I think I'm leaning more this way lately.


Author unknown - Thanks to Paula Archer in Ohio for sending this!

The TV is my shepherd , I shall not want
It makes me lie down on the sofa
It leads me away from the study of the Scriptures
It damages my soul
It leads me in the path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
There will be no interruption, for the TV is with me
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me
It prepares a commercial before me in the presence of my worldliness
It anoints my head with Humanism
My coveting runneth over
Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life
And, I shall dwell in my house watching TV forever.


Nin said...

this is funny and cute and convicting and true and sad all at the same time....
hoping you and your crew are doing awesome :)

Sonya said...

Wow, whoever wrote that had an uncanny ability to call it like it is...and so well put.

Incidentally, I just cancelled our cable. We're taking a break from the temptation.